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Ladies and Gentlemen,
I Would Like to Propose a Toast…



To the witty, the wise and these stupid neckties…

 

Is the thought of giving a wedding toast putting a shadow over the big day? Whether you’re the best man or maid of honor, bride, groom, parent or friend—


SOMEONE expects YOU to deliver a toast. Or maybe you just want to give one. But not just any toast—a toast as unique as the lovely couple themselves. That’s hard enough, but while every person in the couple’s lives stares at you with glasses raised, you’re also supposed to make your words catchy, clever, tasteful and unforgettable.


Very few people can make a successful toast
 without some help!


I’ve seen one too many confident toasters flub it up by boring or confusing wedding guests, or even worse, saying something that embarrasses everyone—talk about unforgettable! Nervous toasters usually have the right words but have a hard time delivering them when their hands are shaking out of control…


And what if the groom’s drunk uncle asks you to make his toast at the rehearsal dinner? What would you say?


Well, soon you’ll be able to confidently exclaim “Of course! I toast all of the time!”


The good news

The good news about wedding toasts is that
 

  1. They’re short and sweet—you can honor the bride or share a bit of wisdom in less than 30 seconds.

  2. They’re easy to memorize because many rhyme.

  3. You can recycle them over and over, and if you want—add personal touches just for your toastees!

  4. You’ll get years of praise for 5 minutes of work!

 

Unlike long, detailed wedding speeches, toasts get to the point straight away . . . AND you can still use parts of them in a longer wedding speech which makes the entire ordeal easier.


Wedding Toasts

  • are easy for kids to learn,

  • set the mood for an entire evening, and

  • can really jump-start some fun

at…

  • Engagement Parties

  • Bridal or Couple’s Showers

  • Bachelor Parties                          

  • Bachelorette Parties

  • Rehearsal Dinners

  • Wedding Breakfasts

  • Wedding Receptions

  • Out-of-Town Guest’s Meals



So,
Are you still thinking about throwing a toast together the day of the wedding?


DON’T DO IT!!

Did you know?


Did you know there are people at the wedding celebration your particular toast should be for—and it’s not always the Bride and Groom?

Or the best time to give your toast?

Or why we toast at all?

Words are not the only essentials in the art of toasting…

Who wants to become a bad wedding story or loser of the night? Not you! You want to express how you feel about your loved ones or friends in a way that’s charming and fun.

And all you have to do is work 5 minutes with this brand new ebook…


Wedding Celebration Toasts Order now

 

Wedding Celebration Toasts
not only gives you over 96 toasts
to choose from, including

  • Traditional Toasts

  • Sentimental Toasts

  • Modern Toasts

  • Delivery Tips

  • Etiquette Tips

  • Toast order suggestions

  • 13 Ways to start your toast

  • History of toasts

  • Rhyming Toasts
     

But guides you through the…

WHO?

WHAT?

WHEN?

WHERE?

WHY?

and

HOW?


of a successful toast!

 

 

This ebook is perfect for the

  • Best Man

  • Ushers

  • Maid / Matron of Honor

  • Bride

  • Groom

  • Parents

  • Step parents

  • Grandparents

  • Uncles

  • Aunts

  • Family friends

We even have simple rhyming toasts for the Ring Bearer and the Flower Girl


Are you ready to find the perfect toast
and deliver it with perfection?



YES! Click here to be on your way to an easy, heartfelt wedding toast. You’ll be so glad you did (and so will the guests)!

NO? . . . Please re-think! Don’t close yourself off from wedding fun while you panic in the car with a pen and a napkin! Let Wedding Celebration Toasts help you for 5 minutes, saving YOU days of regret…
 

Bonus Number 1 WEDDING HUMOR

You’ll also get a giant bonus Wedding Humor section with over 117 pieces of wedding humor you can use from the time the wedding is announced to the time your favorite bride and groom leave for their honeymoon. . . . You’ll be a star player with everyone you meet.

If you are the bride or groom, you are the stars of the show and this Ebook will be your constant reference for comments to make throughout the different phases of your to-be-remembered-forever event.

PLUS you’ll be able to assist the people assisting you as you plan your perfect wedding.

The Wedding humor bonus includes:

  • 63 One Liners

  • 16 short Jokes

  • 38 Funny Wedding Definitions

Bonus Number 2 DIVORCE HUMOR

We even threw in 21 Divorce Jokes as an additional bonus and teach you how to use them so they are appropriate and most of all FUNNY.

Even MORE Bonuses


Bonus Number 3 BEST MAN CHECKLIST

You'll get a 35 point customizable checklist for the Best Man which covers all the nitty gritty details the Best Man needs to keep track of to assist the Groom

Bonus Number 4 MAID / MATRON OF HONOR CHECKLIST


You'll also get a 32 point customizable checklist for the Maid / Matron of Honor so she can help the Bride stay cool, calm and collected AND have a good time too!

These checklists will make getting organized a breeze. You’ll have an ABC plan to make sure that no detail goes forgotten.



To recap you get:

  • 96 Toasts in all

  • 27 Rhyming Toasts

  • 36 Sentimental Toasts

  • 17 Humorous Toasts

  • 16 All Purpose Toasts

  • Toasting Etiquette

  • Interesting history points of toasting to cover you if you have to come up with something on the spur of the moment.

  • 13 Ways to start your toasts

  • 117 pieces of Wedding Humor

  • 21 pieces of Divorce Humor

  • Delivery training

  • 35 Point Customizable Best Man Checklist

  • 32 Point Customizable Maid of Honor Checklist



If you researched all the above it would take you 20 to 30 hours (I know, because I did it) Organizing and putting it in a usable format took another 20 (I did that too). You don’t need to spend days working on this one important aspect of the upcoming wedding in your life. We took all the worry, time and hassle out of looking good and making sure things go smoothly on that very special and very important day.

 

You can get everything you see above and be reading it five minutes after you order because it will be immediately downloadable in about 60 seconds. (Simply check your email for the download link). It comes in Adobe PDF format which can be read by MACs and PCs through the free Adobe Acrobat Reader that’s most likely installed on your computer already.



Regular price on Wedding Celebration Toasts is $29.95. But since this book is immediately downloadable and I don't have to print or ship it, for a limited time only you can get everything I promised for only $17.00 if you order by . And this is less than you'll spend for a cheap bottle of wine that will be gone and forgotten in about two minutes. If you want something that will last for years, read the P.S. below.

P.S. I seriously doubt that you have to deliver lines to public audiences every day like I do. You might think that you can just “wing it.” I can tell you one thing that I’m hoping will change your mind about that. You will be on video for years to come quite possibly looking like a nervous first grader standing up in front of the class for the first time . . . umming and ahhing, looking at the floor and shuffling around. Don’t let that happen to yourself or to your friends. Order right now and do your part to make a beautiful and polished event.


“Toasts are very hard! I started my best friend's toast a month before the wedding and totally rewrote it the day of the wedding in the hotel room, while everyone else was swimming and having fun in the sun! So, I completely understand how
someone would want their toast to be ‘perfect.’”

-Jay, Best Man

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